Looking for the worst pick up lines ever uttered in the history of flirtation? You’re in the right (and wrong) place.
These lines are so cheesy, awkward, and downright cringe that you’ll either burst out laughing or wish you never heard them.
Whether you’re scrolling for fun, roasting your ex’s flirting skills, or just need a reminder of what not to say, this hilarious list is buzzing with embarrassment and good humor.
Let’s dive into the worst of the worst pick up lines ever created. 🫣💔
100 Worst Pick Up Lines to Say to a Girl
- 😬 Are you Wi Fi? Because I’m feeling a weak connection.
- 🤦 Are you French? Because Eiffel for you… hard.
- 🙃 You’re hot, but I’m cold… wanna make soup?
- 😅 Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
- 😑 I lost my phone… can I borrow yours to call my mom and tell her I met an angel?
- 🙄 Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I say koala ty!
- 🤔 If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute cumber.
- 🥴 Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it… forever?
- 😐 You’re so beautiful, I forgot what I was gonna say… oh yeah, hi.
- 😂 You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears… but I wish they didn’t.
Worst Pickup Lines Ever
- 🤢 Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see… and I’ve seen better.
- 😬 Are you a loan? Because you have my interest—high and annoying.
- 🙃 Your dad must be a baker, because you’ve got nice buns… ew.
- 😅 If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving life… with me as your cellmate.
- 🤦 Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face says otherwise.
- 😐 Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more… cringe alert.
- 😂 You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day… tripping.
- 😑 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- 🙄 Are you a magician? Because your beauty just disappeared when you spoke.
- 🥴 Do you like raisins? How about a date?
Cringe Pick Up Lines for Him
- 🙃 Are you Wi Fi? Because we’re not connecting.
- 😂 You’re like homework—I’d rather not do you.
- 😬 Are you a time traveler? Because you just made my past mistakes look good.
- 😑 Your name must be Google… because you’ve got irrelevant results.
- 🤦 Are you Netflix? Because you’re buffering my patience.
- 😅 If you were a triangle, you’d be obtuse.
- 🙄 Are you oxygen? Because you take my breath away… and I can’t breathe.
- 😂 You must be tired, because you’ve been walking through my cringe zone all day.
- 🥴 Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type… broken.
- 😐 If you were a fruit, you’d be a durian—spiky and confusing.
Worst Pick Up Lines from a Girl
- 😬 Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life… barely.
- 🙃 Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte… ew.
- 😂 You’re like my favorite snack—expired but still here.
- 😅 Are you Google Maps? Because I’m lost in your eyes… and in life.
- 🤦 Do you have a Band Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you… yikes.
- 😑 Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection… cringe overload.
- 🙄 You must be Wi Fi, because I feel no connection.
- 😐 Are you from space? Because you’re out of this world… and out of my league.
- 🥴 If you were a vegetable, you’d be a bro cool i… ugh.
- 😂 Are you a light bulb? Because you just turned me off.
Disgusting Pick Up Lines
- 🤢 Are you a garbage bin? Because I want to dump my love in you.
- 🤮 You’re like my favorite burger—juicy and greasy.
- 😬 Are you a toilet seat? Because I wanna sit on you all day.
- 🤦 Are you milk? Because I wanna curdle with you.
- 🥴 Do you like worms? Because I’ve got one wriggling for you.
- 🤢 Are you toothpaste? Because I wanna squeeze you dry.
- 😑 If you were a bog, I’d still get in for you.
- 🤮 You smell like my favorite dumpster—so inviting.
- 😂 Let’s get sticky like melted cheese.
- 🤢 Are you earwax? Because I can’t get you out of my head.
Worst Pick Up Lines from a Guy
- 😅 Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- 🙄 Your eyes are like stars—far away and out of reach.
- 😂 Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost… in your awkwardness.
- 😬 Are you a broom? Because you swept me off my feet… into cringe land.
- 🤦 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together… why?
- 😐 You must be a magician, because my standards disappeared.
- 🥴 Are you from heaven? Because you’re angel…ic to my ego.
- 😂 You’ve got something on your face—beauty… and a little bit of cringe.
- 🙃 Do you believe in fate? Because here we are… awkwardly.
- 😬 Are you Wi Fi? Because you’re giving me no signal.
Worst Pick Up Lines You’ve Ever Heard
- 🤢 You smell like love—musty and confusing.
- 😂 Are you a light bulb? Because you brightened my day… barely.
- 😬 Do you like raisins? No? How about a date then?
- 🤦 Your dad must be a baker… those buns though.
- 🙄 Are you from Paris? Because Eiffel for you.
- 😑 Are you a cow? Because you complete my moooood.
- 🥴 You’re like my phone—low battery but still needed.
- 😂 If you were a burger, you’d be McYikes.
- 😬 Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and make me smell weird.
- 🤢 You’re like toothpaste—cheap but necessary.
Worst Pick Up Lines Funny
- 😂 Are you Wi Fi? Because you’re disconnected.
- 😬 Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you… nothing happens.
- 🤦 Are you Google? Because you’ve got nothing I searched for.
- 🙃 Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over… in Comic Sans.
- 🥴 You’re like a broken pencil—pointless.
- 😂 You must be tired… of hearing this line.
- 😑 Are you a candle? Because you burn me out.
- 🤢 You’re like math—hard and confusing.
- 🤮 Are you cake? Because you’re making me sick with sweetness.
- 😐 Are you an angel? Because you fell… and now you look hurt.
🚨 The Absolute 100 Worst Pick Up Lines Ever Heard
Brace yourself… these are painfully bad. But hey, sometimes they’re so bad they’re good. 😅
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you… everyone else disappears. ✨ (They also disappeared.)
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 🚶♂️🚶♂️ (Please don’t.)
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute cumber. 🥒 (Groan…)
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see. 🥴 (Classic, but awful.)
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for. 📱 (404 Error: Pick up line not found.)
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. 🔠 (And we’d still say no.)
- Do you have a Band Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. 🩹 (Ouch, our ears.)
- Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! 🥊 (Cringe TKO.)
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you. 🚓 (This one should be illegal.)
- You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day. 🏃♀️🧠 (Now we’re tired too.)
🤡 Why Are These Pick Up Lines So Bad?
Here’s the breakdown of what makes them awful:
- ❌ Overused clichés
- ❌ Forced rhymes or puns
- ❌ Sound creepy or desperate
- ❌ Lack creativity or sincerity
- ❌ Make the other person uncomfortable
Sometimes people think any pick up line is better than silence. Nope. Silence can be sexy. These? Not so much.
🐝 Bonus Round: So Bad They’re Almost Good
Because you asked for more cringe…
- Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm. 💋
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more. 🔥
- Do you like raisins? No? How about a date? 🍇😳
- Your hand looks heavy… can I hold it for you? 🤲
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu Te. 🧪 (Nerdy cringe.)
💡 How to Use Bad Pick Up Lines… On Purpose
Actually, there is a way to make these terrible lines work:
- 😄 Use them ironically – with confidence and a wink.
- 😂 Lean into the cringe – make it part of the joke.
- 🎭 Use them as icebreakers – not actual attempts to flirt.
- 🧠 Follow up with something better – show you’re clever.
The goal? Make ‘em laugh, not run away.
🔥 Conclusion: What Not to Say (Unless You Want to Get Roasted)
Pick up lines like these are legendary for all the wrong reasons. 🤦♂️ Whether you’ve heard them on Tinder, in a bar, or from someone way too confident at a party, these are the kind of lines that should stay in 2003… with flip phones and frosted tips.
But if you’re using them with irony and a playful smirk, go for it! Just don’t be surprised if the response is a side eye or a laugh (at you, not with you).
When in doubt, skip the cheese and go for charm. Confidence, kindness, and clever conversation? Way sexier than Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Emily Carter, from Austin, Texas, has a warm and friendly writing style. She loves creating cute, family-friendly puns and fun captions that spread positivity and smiles across all ages.