The holidays aren’t just about gifts, cookies, and sparkly lights they’re also the perfect time for laugh-out-loud, super-silly Christmas jokes that kids absolutely love.
From goofy elves and pun-packed reindeer to Santa jokes that make even adults chuckle, this ultimate collection of corny Christmas jokes for kids guarantees pure, cheerful fun.
Whether you’re a parent looking to entertain your little ones, a teacher wanting classroom giggles, or a blogger (like you!) preparing holiday content, this list is packed with wholesome humor that works for all ages, especially ages 6–12.
These jokes are simple, safe, cute, and easy enough for kids to remember but funny enough that the whole family will join in.
Get ready… because the Christmas giggles start RIGHT NOW! 🎅✨🎄
Enjoy this huge, organized, ready-to-publish blog!
⭐ Short Corny Christmas Jokes for Kids
- What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet! - Why was the snowman looking through carrots?
He was picking his nose! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! - What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes! - What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause! - What do elves use to take selfies?
An elf-ie stick! - Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim! - What kind of photos do elves take?
Snow-shots! - Why did the ornament go to school?
It wanted to be a little brighter! - How do snowmen travel?
By icicle!
⭐ Santa Claus Corny Jokes for Kids
- Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him! - What do you call a cat on Santa’s lap?
Santa Claws! - What do you call Santa when he loses his pants?
Saint Knickerless! - Why does Santa always take his time?
Because he likes to sleigh at his own pace! - What’s Santa’s favorite snack?
Ho-Ho-Hot chocolate! - Why does Santa like working in the North Pole?
No meetings, only greetings! - What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson! - What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Sub-ordinates! - Where does Santa keep his money?
At the snow-bank! - Why did Santa bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house!
⭐ Elf Jokes for Kids
- Why don’t elves ever get lost?
They always follow the star! - What do elves use to clean Santa’s sleigh?
Santa-tizer! - What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you! - Why was the elf so good at school?
He had great elf-control! - What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper! - Why did the elf go to therapy?
He had low elf-esteem! - Why don’t elves ever get cold?
They have plenty of elf-warmers! - What do elves do after school?
Gnome-work! - How do elves greet each other?
“Small world, isn’t it?” - Why did the elf bring a ladder?
To help Santa reach the top shelf cookies!
⭐ Reindeer Jokes for Kids
- What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments! - Why was Rudolph’s report card wet?
Because he went to school in the rain, dear! - What do reindeer say before telling a joke?
“This one will sleigh you!” - What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer! - Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses?
Because he was so bright! - What do you get if you cross a reindeer with a skunk?
A stinker who can fly! - What’s a reindeer’s favorite game?
Stable tennis! - What do reindeer use to check the weather?
A rein-gauge! - Why do reindeer love telling jokes?
Because they’re so pun-derful! - What do reindeer say when they clean up?
Snow problem!
⭐Snowman Corny Jokes for Kids
- What do snowmen do when it’s warm?
They chill inside! - What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman! - How do snowmen read?
With winter-net access! - Why did the snowman call a plumber?
Because he had a melted leak! - What’s a snowman’s favorite game?
Freeze tag! - What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps! - What do snowmen like for lunch?
Iceberg-ers! - Why don’t snowmen ever argue?
They let things slide! - What’s a snowman’s favorite snack?
Ice Krispie treats! - Why did the snowman cross the road?
To chill on the other side!
⭐ Christmas Tree Corny Jokes for Kids
- Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?
It didn’t have good roots! - What do Christmas trees wear over their clothes?
Tree-coats! - What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A pine-apple! - Why did the Christmas tree visit the doctor?
It was feeling pine-ful! - What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
“Quit hanging around!” - Why do Christmas trees knit?
They love to make tree-scarves! - What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Orna-mints! - Why did the tree get in trouble?
It couldn’t keep its branches to itself! - What do Christmas trees like most about school?
STEM class! - What do you call a fancy Christmas tree?
Glam-fir!
⭐ Gingerbread & Candy Jokes for Kids
- Why did the gingerbread man go to school?
He wanted to be a smart cookie! - What kind of music do gingerbread men listen to?
Cookie-rock! - Why did the gingerbread cookie go to the doctor?
He felt crumby! - What do you call a snowman made of chocolate?
A choco-man! - What’s a candy cane’s favorite subject?
Candy-matics! - Why do candy canes love school?
They stick to everything! - What kind of fish likes Christmas?
A candy cod! - What do gingerbread men use to fix things?
Cookie glue! - Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling chip-py! - What’s a gingerbread man’s favorite sport?
Cookie-ball!
⭐ Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow-body knows like you know! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas morning! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Claus is coming to town! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice-say Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf-ing your stocking! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
Reindeer your voice — it’s Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bell.
Bell who?
Bellieve in Christmas magic! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snowman.
Snowman who?
Snow-man is an island! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to you!
🎅 Conclusion
Christmas is all about joy, laughter, and togetherness and nothing brings a family closer than a big round of silly, kid-friendly holiday jokes.
These 101 corny Christmas jokes for kids are perfect for classrooms, holiday parties, family gatherings, or festive Instagram captions.
Whether you’re telling them by the tree, using them in a holiday newsletter, or adding them to your blog, these jokes bring simple fun and pure Christmas cheer.
Have a Merry, giggly, joke-filled Christmas! 🎄✨🎅
Emily Carter, from Austin, Texas, has a warm and friendly writing style. She loves creating cute, family-friendly puns and fun captions that spread positivity and smiles across all ages.